月下珠 发表于 2009-7-23 17:51:16

Shagging Lile Rabbits (end) by:Eriador117

Author: Eriador117
Website:http://eriador117.insanejournal.com
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Annette
(Eriador117)






Shagging Lile Rabbits

The author tried once again to get to sleep, but Snape and Harry were having none of it. "You can't write this," protested Snape in his most vicious snarl. "It's nothing but sex! Plot, woman, where's the plot? We can't spend every story shagging like rabbits!"

"Oh, I don't know, Sev," added Harry. "I quite like it when we shag like rabbits."

"You would! And anyway, that's a misnomer, shagging like rabbits. Rabbits are not any more energetic than the next animal, it's just their litters are large and so people always make that joke because rabbits have so many offspring."

"Ooh, and you're clever too," sighed Harry. "There's nothing wrong with the story."

"Nothing wrong? Nothing wrong?" Snape snatched the offending piece of parchment out of the author's hand and perused it at length. "That postion isn't even remotely possible! I'd do my back in!"

"Oh, let me see," insisted Harry and tried to grab the parchment but Snape held it above his head. Harry jumped up and down, trying to get it, but didn't succeed. "Can't you make me just a bit taller in your stories?" he asked the author. "It's no fun being short."

"I don't know, Potter. I quite like you short," said Snape.

"You do?" Harry's eyes gleamed in the moonlight.

"Yes, you're much easier to carry for example." With that, Snape scooped Harry up in his arms and carried him over to the bed. The author's bed, with the author and her husband in it.

"Do you mind?" she asked.

"No, I don't mind at all," drawled Snape. He desisted from kissing Harry's neck for a moment and scowled at the author. "Shouldn't you be taking notes?"

The author sighed and threw up her hands in despair. She had to give them what they wanted.

Another story where Snape and Harry shagged like rabbits.

THE END

凤凰树叶 发表于 2009-7-23 18:02:49

catsa13paw Professor is as angry and unnatural as usual.
catsa06paw Harry is as pretty and attractive as usual.
%image062** The author is as cattish and snaky as usual.
catsa20paw So they have to shag like rabbits......as usual......

672528483 发表于 2011-10-30 12:35:41

英文原版的果然看的人少,这些文有翻译好的在论坛里

snarry┐殿 发表于 2011-10-30 14:20:16

It's nothing butsex!
我邪恶地笑了
Harry jumpedup and down, trying to get it,小哈你是斗不过教授的
With that,Snape scooped Harry up in hisarms and carried him over to the bed
我又邪恶地笑了。。
于是往下拉往下拉。。。THE END = =、果然字典什么的一点也不可靠

polluxx_ 发表于 2016-12-27 02:38:30

感觉这位作者聚聚真的是snarry真爱粉!

檀香湾 发表于 2020-4-15 09:42:26

哎,一脸兴奋的进来
失望的离去{:1_229:}
我还想看他们像兔子一样doicatsa18paw

Shmilyjj0126 发表于 2020-4-17 11:29:40

很少看原版英文的,但是这种短文可以适当锻炼自己不看译文

茶怕怕 发表于 2020-7-22 07:41:34

英文看不懂哈哈哈哈哈哭了,

洛臣noisy 发表于 2021-10-3 17:05:54

又是在论坛学习English的一天

獠牙竹子 发表于 2021-10-4 17:22:28

好短的文,哈利可可爱爱,有被萌到!
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